Friends Discussing Baby Names Gifts

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

Childbirth and Covid 19

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Sinead?!"

'How far along are you?'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'My god, he's insane.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."