Baby Name Enthusiasts Gifts

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Theo is upset that his name isn't more precious."

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Bouncing baby

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

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"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Baby restaurant

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"