Playful Naming Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Baptism Then and Now

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"It's David."

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

Changing house name.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"What's her working title?"