Choosing A Baby Name Gifts

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Find one that uses only A, D, G, I, M, N, T and will be easier for him to text her when she's a teenager."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Naming that Impala

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'How far along are you?'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Changing house name.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''