Baby Name Generator Gifts

Baby name suggestions.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'How far along are you?'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"What's her working title?"

"He looks like a Björn."

'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'