Baby Name Generator Mugs

Baby name suggestions.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"Sinead?!"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

'How far along are you?'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"He looks like a Björn."

"What's her working title?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'