Baby Names Gifts

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Sinead?!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

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"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

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"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."