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We named him after my father. John? No. Dad.

'I'm afraid that name (John Smith) has gone. You can call him John287@smith.com, though.'

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"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Daffodil Jones . . . Rainbow Smith . . . Attila the Hun Williams . . ?'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"His name is Teeny. We wanted to call him Martini but he wasn't dry enough."

"Their names are Sportster and Softail. My husband named them."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

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"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Sinead?!"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'