Baby Naming Ceremony Gifts

"I hereby name thee 'Tissue Paperman'."

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

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Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Naming that Impala

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Sinead?!"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'He has his father's feet.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Changing house name.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

Rocking horse.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."