Naming Ceremony Gifts

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

'We call him Palace - that's where he was conceived.'

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Right, Charlie, Tango, Victor,it it!'

"Theo is upset that his name isn't more precious."

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Christening - Child named Bulbasaur

'He needs a domain name.'

"Amber."

"We're giving her my name and his name, but we're not going to hyphenate."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'