Naming Gifts

Poor kid, never had a chance.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'We can call it a library, a media center or a resource room, but we are not going to call it an internet cafe.'

'The Beckhams called Brooklyn after where he was conceived so...'

"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

"Remember- we want her to stand out and fit in."

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

Changing house name.

Rabbit reads book entitled '1001 Baby Names'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Bob here named his kid... Vagisil!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

'OK, we'll call that big guy... squirrel. The dude with the long neck is, ah, turtle and call the cat with stripes... snake; no, make that rat.'

Naming that Impala

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'I plan to hyphenate my name when I marry. But eventually I'd like to upgrade to a semicolon followed by a lightning bolt.'

She named him Dogger Pimphead Jones. And there is no nobler freedom than the freedom of choice.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'If you can call yourself 'T-rex', I want to go by the name 'B-saurus.''

'The ultrasound went well: now we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'I was named after my maternal grandfather, but my username is my own creation.'

Baby name suggestions.

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"How about a classic dog name like Rover or maybe Fido. A good classic dog name, you know? Any ideas? Those are all I got."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"They named me Brockton, after one HELL of a town in Massachusetts."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"