Property Naming Gifts

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Baby name suggestions.

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

Naming that Impala

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Repossessions

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'