Properties Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of real estate, architecture, or property management? Our property-themed items are designed to bring a smile to enthusiasts and professionals. Whether they love homes, buildings, or land, our collection offers humorous and stylish options that celebrate their passion with wit and charm.

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"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..." mockup

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..." mockup

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

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Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop. mockup

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment." mockup

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view." mockup

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

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'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.' mockup

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

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'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.' mockup

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..." mockup

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd." mockup

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

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Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE mockup

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't." mockup

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!' mockup

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

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"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell. mockup

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

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"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer." mockup

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

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"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area." mockup

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

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"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'" mockup

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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Mouse real estate!

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Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours mockup

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

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"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.." mockup

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.' mockup

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

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'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.' mockup

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

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