Property Sales Gifts

'I see this one is detached. Yes, the ones on either side fell down.'

Muscular house with a sold sign running over track with years written on it

'No windows. You wouldn't want windows in a town like this.'

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Mouse real estate!

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

An exaggeration of estate agents

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

House sale.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'They're playing house.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Dog Realtor

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."