Selling House Gifts

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Reverse Mortgage.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Tim's marketing solutions

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

House sale.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."