Selling Home Gifts

"I'm selling my garage. What's so hard to understand about that?"

"They must be going to put the house on the market, they're gardening..!"

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Reverse Mortgage.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Mouse real estate!

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

House sale.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."