Selling A Home Gifts

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"Just browsing."

House between undesirable neighbours is 'For Sale'

"I realize you're anxious to sell your home, but I think one sign will be sufficient."

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

Seller's Market

'Oh, no, I'm not selling the house, just the sign.'

'American Dream' switches from owning to selling home.

"Your home is your most valuable asset."

'As your realtor I felt it was important to stage your house.'

"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

'I sold my house for £90,000 and my landlord's furious.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.

'The owner is motivated.'

'There you are Mr. Hill, as promised, a view of the Thames.'

'Can you describe the house?'

Estate Agents.

'Plumbing will never be a problem! You just dig a new hole, and move the little house over it!'

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

Home for sale (husband and TV included).

Historical Marker next to for sale sign: The battle against inflation was gallantly fought and lost here.

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

Housing Market

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"We sold our two-bedroom village at a great price and bought the Virgin Islands."

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'