Home Sellers Gifts

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Mouse real estate!

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

House sale.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Shoe house.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."