Names Gifts

Brand names.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

"I'm not impressed by hyphenated names, Mr Smi-th."

'Hey-wait a minute. We all can't be named,Tom.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

''Adam point two oh'? - Don't you think she deserves a name of her own?'

"How puerile! My name is 'Richard Robert John the Third', Not, 'Dick Bob Jack the third'!"

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

'I don't know who I am - they can't agree, so everyone calls me by a different name.'

Changing one's name is only allowed for valid reasons.

"This web site tells you what your name means. Baldo means bold, brave and honorable."

"How do you spell that?"

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"Dude! Check it out! Waynes and Shanes. We're a demographic!"

National Doris Day

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Happiness is being born normal

When Theodore used his nickname he became more likeable.

'Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus.'

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

'Daffodil Jones . . . Rainbow Smith . . . Attila the Hun Williams . . ?'

Canada's future Prime Minister interjects 'Stephen'.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

Kerry Smith didn't resign. We sacked him for having a girl's name.

"People shouldn't have names until they're 30."

Flopsy wakes up one day and suddenly realizes why she never succeeded at anything.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."