Naming Conventions Gifts

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Down, Hubert Blaine Wolfesch-Legelsteinhausenorf Sr.!"

"That a latina mother would name her child 'Miles.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Naming that Impala

'Pick a business card.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Psychiatric convention"

Star Wars convention...

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Comic-Con 2013