Naming Conventions Fan Gifts

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Knights of the Square Table.

Naming that Impala

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

First O.M.G. church.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Changing house name.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Comic Con Creeper

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Lost and found at a magician's convention

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention