Convention Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Husband returning home from a convention.

The Swiss Bankers' Convention

Convention Center Scheduling Dept. Lots of professional organizations are having conventions and the architect group keeps on changing their meeting schedule. Architects are constantly revising their plans. We discounted parking for the podiatrists and now they want a discount on everything! Give an inch and they'll want a foot! The online retailers asked about coming back again next year. Ah, they want to know about our return policy. And the plumbers requested a small meeting room, but

'I'm working, you know! I'm here for a convention, and I'm attending a lecture.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Face painting.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cardiac Recovery.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

celebrating a birth.

Clown Face Painting

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Face Painting.

The Running of the Brie