Convention Goer Gifts

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

Sales Convention - "We look ridiculous, let's change places"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Star Wars convention...

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"To all the owners of cars in our parking lot: your left blinker is on."

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

"We can people-watch. Although, when does people-watching become ogling?"

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

The annual convention for invisible men "Looks like nobody showed up!"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

"Hope you didn't go overboard at the comic con, Charles."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

Comic-Con 2013

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Knights of the Square Table.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?