Attending Conventions Gifts

'What does 'conventional wisdom' mean?' 'Have you ever watched a political convention?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Okay...where's Cruz? I'm ready to get out of here!"

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

2016 election squabbles!

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Count on the People

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Pick a business card.'

"Psychiatric convention"

Star Wars convention...

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

Comic-Con 2013