Attending A Convention Gifts

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'm mainly here to petwork"

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

All dressed up and no place to go

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'I'll take it!'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Pick a business card.'

Star Wars convention...

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Psychiatric convention"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Comic-Con 2013