Convention Goers Gifts

Amnesiacs Convention.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Family Joules: Part 16

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'