Convention Goers Gifts

Amnesiacs Convention.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Science fiction fans on other planets

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Psychiatric convention"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Star Wars convention...

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."