Fun At Conventions Gifts

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"Psychiatric convention"

Star Wars convention...

'Gesundheite!'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Welcome to our meeting!

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

"Remember when they just pinned a 'kick me' sign on your back?"

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Comic-Con 2013

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.