Attending Conferences Gifts

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Did you learn a lot of new things at the conference, Doctor?'

Anyone else need a toilet break?

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Anti-Abuse Conference

Prison Officers' Conference - Break Out Space.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Sloaney Pony.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

The interested bystanders.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'And in conclusion.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Earth Day Summit.

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'