Conference Goer Gifts

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Comparing lawyers to doctors. Lawyers only rob you. Doctors rob you and kill you."

Chaos Theory Conference.

'It's important to be prepared for those unfortunate downturns in the market.'

'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'

'Will whoever has the doorbell ringtone please set your phone to vibrate?'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Conference on premature ejaculation'

Privacy Conference Security Checkpoint

Husband returning home from a convention.

'The talks were great, but the changeovers between speakers were way too slow...'

The Anti-Racism Conference

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Annual Accounting Conference - "Now, if only we can figure out a way of opening it"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Prison Officers' Conference - Break Out Space.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Excuse me, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the guy who created Tipp-Ex?"

Obesity crisis conference.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"We all needed a Coffey break."

"Is anybody sitting here?"

Well spoken man.

'The self-help book I'm writing is titled: 'How not to end up like me.'

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

'They're a special interest group, and I'm the special interest!'

'At this meeting, I'm looking at a fundamental shift in our global position!'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

"Psychiatric convention"

"Going to the Librarians christian fellowship conference?" "Yes it's long overdue"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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