Conference Aficionado Gifts

"He's miming from a tape from head office."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"Psychiatric convention"

AI Summit

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'