Conference Aficionado Gifts

"He's miming from a tape from head office."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"Psychiatric convention"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

AI Summit

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'