Medical Conference Aficionado Gifts

Doctors"Hi, my name is Doctor Jerome van Mopple, and my speciality is hallucinations."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Gross."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors Discussion

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Hell's Angels

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Too much Inflammation

Anatomy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Uh-Oh!"

Doctors in Love.

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'