Medical Field Aficionado Gifts

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Dancing Doctor

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Doctors

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Medical Examinations.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'