Medical Field Fanatic Gifts

"How do I know you're not malingering?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Dancing Doctor

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"