Medical Science Fan Gifts

Vaccine race

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Think Tank

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Trepanning for gold"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.

Dr. Glitch. Eye, ear, nose and USB port.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Don't forget to send selfies."

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

Life in The Halfassic Age

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

Hospital Gift Shop

"My discovery may not win a Nobel prize, Edmund. . . but the world can always use a better tasting toothpaste!"

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

The Bacteria Bowl

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'