Medical Science Enthusiast Gifts

"Dr. Horton and I have discovered something we don't like. Our hope is that you, on the other hand, will grow to like it."

'Never mind about leaving your body to medical research - That's a simple head-cold you have there.'

'It's not the worst, but you have a very bad case scenario.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

E=mc2.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Archimedes statue with a lever

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Distractions Of The Great

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'