Medical Education Aficionado Gifts

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

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'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"Gross."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Doctors Discussion

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Parts Department

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Urology...can you hold?'