Conference Lover Gifts

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

The interested bystanders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Acme Toys Ltd

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Let me present today's speaker.'