Conference Lover Gifts

I hope I've shown you some ways to curb emissions and I look forward to seeing you again at next year' s conference

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

The interested bystanders.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Acme Toys Ltd

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'And in conclusion.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'Let me present today's speaker.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Communication Breakdowns