Conference Fanatic Gifts

"We seem to be going round in circles."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Futuristic Teenagers.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Pick a business card.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."