Conference Fanatic Gifts

"We seem to be going round in circles."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Futuristic Teenagers.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Pick a business card.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.