Attending A Conference Gifts

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

"Robot convention? Yes, I'll be there with Belzon."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

A Puppet Named Juan

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Sloaney Pony.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

The interested bystanders.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'And in conclusion.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Earth Day Summit.

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

AI Summit