Conference Attendees Gifts

Mobile World Congress canceled Barcelona

A Puppet Named Juan

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Here we are."

The interested bystanders.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'And in conclusion.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Pick a business card.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

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