Attending A Convention Pillows

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I'm mainly here to petwork"

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'I'll take it!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Pick a business card.'

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Amnesiacs Convention.

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

The Anti-Racism Conference