Convention Goer Pillows

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

Sales Convention - "We look ridiculous, let's change places"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Star Wars convention...

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

The annual convention for invisible men "Looks like nobody showed up!"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Knights of the Square Table.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Chaos Theory Conference.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Psychiatric convention"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Arcade Game Baseball.