Convention Attendee Pillows

Lost and found at a magician's convention

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Science fiction fans on other planets

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Star Wars convention...

"Psychiatric convention"

AI Summit

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."