Attending Conventions Pillows

'What does 'conventional wisdom' mean?' 'Have you ever watched a political convention?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

2016 election squabbles!

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Pick a business card.'

Star Wars convention...

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Psychiatric convention"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Amnesiacs Convention.

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

The Anti-Racism Conference

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.