Convention Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss your exhibit?"

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Husband returning home from a convention.

The Swiss Bankers' Convention

'I'm working, you know! I'm here for a convention, and I'm attending a lecture.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Face painting.

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cardiac Recovery.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Clown Face Painting

Let's Celebrate

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

The Running of the Brie

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Face Painting.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'