Convent Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for a convent enthusiast? Our collection offers witty and heartfelt items that capture the spirit of devotion, community, and the quirky charm of life in a convent. Whether for yourself or a fellow devotee, these thoughtful products bring a smile and a sense of belonging. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, discover gifts that celebrate this unique interest with warmth and wit.

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"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old." mockup

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

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Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?' mockup

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind." mockup

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

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"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly." mockup

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

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"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..." mockup

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

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Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

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God is for life not just for Christmas. mockup

God is for life not just for Christmas.

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"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey." mockup

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

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"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd." mockup

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

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"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners." mockup

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name." mockup

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

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"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate." mockup

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

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Honk if you're holy.

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"Hallelujah!"

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'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.' mockup

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

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Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room mockup

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

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Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering' mockup

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

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Churchwarden Talking to Rector

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Vicar

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'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.' mockup

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

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"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

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Pope Francis

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'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.' mockup

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

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Pope Francis' visit to America... mockup

Pope Francis' visit to America...

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'My God - there's two of 'em!'

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'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.' mockup

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

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"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty." mockup

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

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Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment. mockup

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

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A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder mockup

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

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"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty." mockup

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

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'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.' mockup

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'

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At home with the Pope.

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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again." mockup

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

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Convent Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Convent Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor and heart of convent enthusiasts—ideal for starting their day with a smile.

Convent Enthusiast Pillows

Check out our pillows featuring charming designs that celebrate the peaceful and humorous side of convent life.

Convent Enthusiast Prints

Browse our prints that beautifully depict the spirit of convent enthusiasm, perfect for inspiring any space.

Convent Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that blend humor and devotion, making them a great choice for any convent enthusiast.