Saint Enthusiast Gifts

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

Pope's Halo

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Santa CGI Effect

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Mother Earth

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

The Reindeer Strike

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'