Sainthood Enthusiast Gifts

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

Night-time halo

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"The cookies are always stale."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'