Sainthood Storyteller Gifts

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Night-time halo

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Zoom Christmas

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"King Herod sent us."

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Ark under giant brolly.