Sainthood Storyteller Prints

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Night-time halo

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Zoom Christmas

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"King Herod sent us."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."